Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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