I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
All im saying is that my face might fall off.