sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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