This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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