she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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