Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
they're like a gay fantastic four
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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