just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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