That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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