The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
What drink are we having for lunch?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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