Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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