I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
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The convent might be a nice break from real life
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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