people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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