Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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