TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
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So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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