I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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