My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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