butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
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