Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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