how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
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Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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