Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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