That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Your dad touched me again.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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