this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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