North Korea, Best Korea!
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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