are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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