it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My pussy is not your playground.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I can't put those talents on a resume
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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