So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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