Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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