I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
it glows. i had to have it.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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