Barsexuality is the new black.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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