If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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