she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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