I wanna passion pit in your ass
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
whose parrot is this?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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