he shaved USA in his pubs
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Randomize
