I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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