i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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