awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
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I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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