why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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