i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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