Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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