i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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