I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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