So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Randomize
