Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Im just a social blackout drinker.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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