i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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