How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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