I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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