Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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