Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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