they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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