So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
worst night to have a conscience
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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