Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
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Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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