weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
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