but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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