The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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