Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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