We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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