Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Randomize
