She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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